So Where Is Waldo Exactly?

A few days ago, the U.S. National Soccer Team released the design for their new jerseys. I get what they were trying to go for here with the flag colors and uber patriotism and whatnot.

The national team unveiled the above picture (among others) to promote the new design. Look at the intensity on Clint Dempsey’s and Alex Morgan’s features! Shit just got real.

I however did not weep from being so moved at the patriotism of this kit. When I look upon the above picture all I see is this:

Look, I found Waldo!

Don’t get me wrong – I am a huge supporter of both our national men’s and women’s soccer teams. But seriously? This is the best that they could up with for the kit design? *facepalm* C’mon guys, this is not the way to help soccer gain the respect of sportsfans in our country.